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grocery store check out.

teller: HI!!! did you find everything alright? (in exceptionally shrill chipper tone)

me: yes, thank you.

teller: anything under the cart? (despite the fact that I used a hand basket)

me: no Ma’am.

teller: any coupons?

me: nope.

chicken thighs, sweet potatoes, celery, green beans, & carrots going down the conveyor.

teller: OH BOY, I’M COMIN TO YOUR HOUSE TO DINNER!  WHATCHA MAKIN?

me: dog food.

teller: bewildered expression.

me: contentment from silenced teller.